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Try again - have a look at the image and guess if this is a Mactard or a retard.

Think carefully - you see a ring on his finger, a glass of beer, and a normal looking house in the background. Scroll down for the answer.

If you guessed Mactard, then you’re wrong. This is a normal person doing a retard impression. The beer, ring and normal house all indicate that he is anything but a pretentious asswipe bent on talking about how much he loves using his Mac.

iPhone users have short attention spans.

At least that’s the conclusion from data collected by Pinch Media, a company that helps developers track the use of their iPhone applications.

Pinch found that of the users who download free applications from the App Store, only 20 percent use the app the next day, and far fewer do as the days pass. For paid applications, the return rate is only slightly better: 30 percent of people use the application the day after they buy it. The drop-off rate for paid applications is about as steep as for free applications after the first day.

Generally, 1 percent of users who download an application turn into long-term users of it, Pinch found. Pinch has noticed some differences based on the kind of application. For example, sports applications get more use than others in the short term, while entertainment applications tend to keep users for longer than others.

Look at this image very carefully. Now, take a guess - is this a mactard or a retard? Scroll down for the answer.

If you guessed retard, then you are wrong. If you guessed Mactard, then you should change your guess to retard so that you can be wrong.

You’ll notice that although those are actually cardboard boxes in front of him, this guy is still just dicking around and achieving zero productivity, which is typical Mactard behavior.

Take a guess! Is this a retard or a Mactard? Click image to view full, then scroll down this post for the answer.

You guessed Mactard, but you are wrong. Don’t let the Macbook, excessive hair, lowered levels of intelligence and the inherent urge to fling feces at other people fool you, this is actually a retard. Observe the sitting position - Mac users tend to sit as close to their Macbooks as possible.

Please don’t say “But there are ways around it.” If I want my personal rights and freedom stolen, I’ll move to Zimbabwe.

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That’s right, folks. It’s the mouse of professionals. Not just any Mactard can use this single button wonder, only those with the expertise and full knowledge of dicking around on a Mac have the power to wield this awesome device.

That’s right. Professional. Take that PC Users.