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Apr 23

Again, no comments required, since the inherent incompetence shines through on its own as she describes, like, half of her paper was gone after, like “beep beep beep beep” (because that’s what PCs do when they delete half of a document, nothing to do with hardware). But it looks like they had to drug her to get this done.


Like, totally.

Apr 22

A good use for the ‘pro’ mouse.

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Apr 07

A new article on MacLife talks about “50 things every Mac geek should know“. Here are a few more not mentioned.

1. There are no Mac geeks. Only Mac tards. Or douches.

2. Point #2 of the article states: “The Mac OS is just prettier than Windows.” is not a valid reason that makes it better than Windows or Linux. You can skin your OS of choice and call it prettier. Stop touting pointlessness.

3. Again, Point #2: “OS X makes it easier to find out about your computer.” Whoop-dee-doo. Start > Run > winver. Right click “My Computer”

4. Again, Point #2: “It’s designed to make it faster and easier to get computing tasks done… less intuitive for the everyday nontechnical user” OK, agreed. It’s for Mactards.

The article is a nice read. It tells you how to do things that an idiot wouldn’t know. Change your RAM. Reset your iProduct. Play awesome games like Tetris and Snake, who needs Half Life? Continue dicking around in a completely unproductive manner in even more ways than ever before.

Apr 06

mac and pc motorbikes

Apr 03

Also, consider using an actual Mac in advertisements for Macs.

Mactard making airplane sounds